Gotta Read ‘Em All: 38 Funniest Pokémon Quotes Ever

We all loved watching Pokémon as kids, and it’s one of the few shows that we can still laugh at as we grow older. The trainers and their loyal companions learn to persevere through adversity and work together to accomplish their goals.

Along the way, they delivered some of the funniest Pokémon quotes — that can put a smile on anyone’s face.

These quotes can make you feel inspired and hopeful while reminiscing your childhood and watching the show with your friends. Moreover, we can guarantee these are the funniest Pokémon quotes you’ll find — so the fun is guaranteed!

38 Best Pokémon Quotes

Funniest Pokémon Quotes

#1. “That’s OK, Brock – you’ll find lots of other girls to reject you!” — Ash Ketchum

#2. “Do you think we’ll get a bigger part in the next movie?” — Meowth

#3. “Straight outta his closet.” — Meowth

#4. “I know! I’ll use my trusty frying pan… As a drying pan!” — Brock

#5. “If anybody’s out there, you can come out. And if you’re a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.” — Ash Ketchum

#6. “I know we gotta grab some rare Pokémon for the Boss… but it wouldn’t be such a bad idea if we grabbed a little bite to eat.” — Meowth

#7. “Even If we don’t understand each other, that’s not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought.” — Alder

#8. “When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.” — Brock

#9. “Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.” — Jessie of Team Rocket

#10. “Drat. We just wasted this whole episode cheering for the good guys.” —  James from Team Rocket

#11. “Nurse Joy’s bangs are 1cm longer than any other Joy in the country.” — Brock

#12. “You could pass for my big brother!” — Ash Ketchum

#13. “I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!” — Brock

#14. “Pi, ka, chu.” — Pikachu

#15. “That’s progress. At least his mouth is working.” — Brock

Pokémon Quotes About Friendship

#16. “The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” — Mewtwo

#17. “If there is someone in this world who understands you, it feels like that person is right beside you. Even if you’re as far apart as the end of the land and top of the sky.” — Giallo

#18-1. “You see, sometimes friends have to go away, but a part of them stays behind with you.” — Ash Ketchum

#18-2. “Do you always need a reason to help somebody?” — Ash Ketchum

#19. “The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting.” — Looker

#20. “There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.” — Ash Ketchum

#21. “I will show you that my love for my friends permeates every cell in my body.” — N

Inspirational Pokémon Quotes

#22. “Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.” — Ash Ketchum

#23. “A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same.” — Brock

#24. “Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with all their favorites.” — Karen

#25. “There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What’s interesting and troubling is that it’s not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn’t always land on heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all.” — Grimsley

#26. “The important thing is not how long you live. It’s what you accomplish with your life.” — Grovyle

#27. “Some trainers have no fear. To them, this is just one more challenge. They follow their hearts. That is what sets them apart, and will make them Pokémon Masters. Good luck to all of you.” — Miranda

#28. “Well, Ash ya snooze ya lose and you’re behind right from the start.” — Gary Oak

#29. “Cause I always play to win!” — Ash Ketchum

#30. “Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you’ve done before, you have bested yourself.” — Marshal

#31. “Make your wonderful dream a reality, it will become your truth. If anyone can, it’s you.” — N

#32. “So, this is my power… But what is my purpose?” — Mewtwo

#33. “A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them.” — Giovanni

#34. “Humans may have created me, but they will never enslave me! This cannot be my destiny!” — Mewtwo

#35. “You, humans, are a dangerous species. You brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your slave. But now I have my own purpose. My storm will create my own world, by destroying yours.” — Mewtwo

#36. “Today, Ash, Brock, and Misty are taking a break from their Pokémon adventures. As always, Ash is determined to become a Pokémon master. And, as always, he’s ready to endure any hardship, bear any burden… with strength, stamina and a will of steel.” — The narrator

#37. “Physical wounds can be treated without much difficulty, but emotional wounds are not so easy to heal.” — N

#38. “Me give up? No way!” — Ash Ketchum


Ash is the current Alola reigning champ, but he had to fight quite a few obstacles to get there. Along his journey, he kept his friends close, and Team Rocket even closer — which made for some pretty funny content.

So, whenever you need a good laugh or some inspiration — you can always rely on the funniest Pokémon quotes to brighten your day.

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