51 Funny Minion Quotes That Will Actually Make Your Life Better

Minions are characters from ‘Despicable Me,’ an animated movie created by Illumination Entertainment and directed by Pierre Coffin. Minions are small creatures with yellow skin and cylindrical shapes, some of them have two eyes and some have one.

Minions now have hundreds of thousands of fans around the world, because they are cute, funny, fond of friendship, and they stick together and do silly things.

51 Funny Minion Quotes That Will Actually Make Your Life Better

These funny Minion quotes will definitely inspire you and make your life better.

1. “When someone loves you, they don’t have to say it always, but you can always know it by the way they treat you.”

2. “My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business.”

3. “Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.”

4. “Love is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person. To love someone isn’t just a strong feeling. It’s a decision, a judgment, a PROMISE.”

5. “Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.”

6. “Some people tell me to be myself. But I always get in trouble when I do it.”

7. “Life is all about balance. Be kind but don’t let people abuse you. Trust but don’t be deceived. Be content, but never stop improving yourself.”

8. “Find someone that is not afraid to admit they miss you. Someone that knows you’re not perfect but treats you as if you are. Someone who couldn’t imagine losing you. Someone who gives their heart to you completely. Someone who says I love you and proves it. Last but not least, find someone who wouldn’t mind waking up to you in the morning, seeing your wrinkles and grey hair but still falls in love with you all over again.”

9. “One good thing about going through the worst parts of your life is that you finally get to see the true colors of everyone who said they cared about you.”

10. “I would love a new start, to make new memories and forget the bad ones. I want to travel, see new places, different scene, and touching hearts. I want to meet new people who will show me what it is to love and be loved in return. I want to leave it all behind and re-write my story.”

11. “It was the first time he saw her without makeup, jewels or any fancy clothes to make her stand out in the crowd. That’s when he fell in love with her.”

12. “Life is all about balance. Be kind but don’t let people abuse you. Trust, but don’t be deceived. Be content, but never stop improving yourself. ”

13. “Love is being stupid together.”

14. “I’ve made mistakes in my life. I’ve let people take advantage of me and I’ve accepted way less than I deserve, but I’ve learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I’ll know better next time and I won’t settle for anything less than I deserve.”

15. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I will laugh at you.”

16. “At the end of each day, life should ask us: Do you want to save the changes?”

17. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.”

18. “If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much.”

19. “Be silly. Be fun. Be different. Be crazy. Be you, because life is too short to be anything but happy.”

20. “The older I get the more I realize my mum is the best friend I ever had.”

21. “Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.”

22. “Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family. Having both – is a blessing.”

23. “Breathe. All of the times you felt this anxious and this overwhelmed. All of the times you felt this level of pain. And remind yourself how each time, you made it through. Life has thrown so much at you, and despite how difficult things have been, you’ve survived. Breathe and trust that you can survive this too. Trust that this struggle is part of the process. And trust that as long as you don’t give up and keep pushing forward, no matter how hopeless things seem, you will make it.”

24. “He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident. The sexy, seductive, and invincible person alive.”

25. “As we grow up we realize that the best gifts for Christmas are found in the heart and not in the shopping malls.”

26. “Hope is the little voice you hear whisper ‘Maybe’ when it seems the entire world is shouting ‘No.’”

27. “You keep on asking yourself why you’re not lucky like other people. You keep on praying to God but so far He hasn’t answered your prayers. Now you have started losing hope. You now think that maybe you were meant to be like that or maybe somebody cursed you. But let me tell you, you weren’t meant to be like that and you weren’t cursed. God is silent but He watches you day and night. He listens to your prayers and He has something special for you. Just stay strong, focused, and hardworking and keep praying to God. Bear it in your mind that you’re not alone in that hard situation, we are all in the same boat. So, don’t give up my dear friend. Your time is coming soon.”

28. “Find someone who makes you realize three things: One, that home is not a place, but a feeling. Two, that time is not measured by a clock, but by moments. And three, that heartbeat is not heard, but felt and shared.”

29. “You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Don’t stand in the door, you’re blocking the traffic.”

30. “Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love, love what you do.”

31. “A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are with what you have.”

32. “When people walk away, let them. Your future is not about people who walk away, it’s about people who stay in it for the ride.”

33. “If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.”

34. “Sometimes you just have to turn the page to realize there’s more to your book of life than the page you’re stuck on. Stop being afraid to move on. Close this chapter of hurt, and never re-read it. It’s time to get what your life deserves, and move on from the things that don’t deserve you. Don’t try to fix what’s been broken in your past, let your future create something better.”

35. “You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart. Someone who can help you reach your dreams and who can protect you from your fears. You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws. You should be with someone who can make you happy, really happy, dancing-on-air happy. Someone who should have taken the chance to be with you years ago instead of becoming scared and being too afraid to try.”

36. “Friendship is secretly giving people nicknames so only we know who we are talking about, Always knowing what the other is thinking, Annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it, Being each other’s therapist, Sharing every little detail about every little thing, Not being able to wait to tell each other stuff, Never getting bored with each other’s blabber.”

37. “Life has knocked me down a few times. It has shown me things I never wanted to see. I have experienced sadness and failures. But one thing is sure, I always get up.”

38. “The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much you start to believe in you too. The people that love you simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people.”

39. “I am in competition with no one. I have no desire to play the game of being better with anyone. I am simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday.”

40. “Don’t let anyone invalidate or minimize how you feel. If you feel something, you feel it and it’s real to you. Nothing anyone says has the power to invalidate that, ever. No one else lives in your body. No one else sees life through your eyes. No one else has lived through your experiences. And so, no one else has the right to dictate or judge how you feel. Your feelings are important and you deserve to be heard. They are inherently valid and they matter. Don’t let anyone make you believe otherwise.”

41. “Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.”

42. “A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out, you don’t go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.”

43. “Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, it doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.”

44. “I get angry, I yell, I cry, I speak my mind, I stand up for what I believe in and I’ll never apologize for being me.”

45. “I am not perfect but I’m always myself.”

46. “We all have times when life feels hard; when we’re frustrated and tired and just want to hide away. If that’s you right now, don’t worry – every caterpillar has to rest to become a butterfly and you’ll soon find your wings again. In the meantime, let your Angels wrap you in theirs. You are so loved.”

47. “People are created to be loved. Things are created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used.”

48. “Keep smiling … and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.”

49. “There’s a light inside of everyone. No matter what, someone is always going to come around and try to dim that light or shut it off. Whatever you do, you hold on to that light and you fight. You fight to not let that person tear you down, you fight for the right to define yourself, to not let anyone else tell you who you are. You gotta keep your head up because people will always hang around waiting for you to fall, for the light to shut off. Don’t ever let someone fade the light that makes you beautiful. Because in the end, you’re the one who controls how brightly you shine.”

50. “Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.”

51. “Happiness is when you feel good about yourself without feeling the need for anyone else’s approval.”


Minions may be fictional characters but with their quirkiness and a little bit of stupidity somehow leave inspirational and relatable quotes that reflect our lives.

They may look strange with one or two eyes in a yellow cylindrical body but they express a lot of significant life lessons such as being optimistic, they remind us that it’s okay to get tired but never to give up, and most importantly they teach us to follow our passion.

So, keep on dreaming.