I love Disney movies — they were my favorite thing to watch growing up. One of the movies that always stuck with me is Lilo and Stitch. In fact, Lilo and Stitch quotes are also my source of daily motivation.
I never get tired of this movie. Watching the antics of Lilo and her alien pet makes me laugh, even today. However, the movie is also full of wholesome scenes that will make even the toughest person tear up.
I find myself often returning to Lilo and Stitch whenever I feel bad or need some encouragement. But, I usually don’t have time to watch the movie whenever I need it. So, here’s a list of my favorite quotes from the movie — follow in my footsteps and read these whenever you’re feeling low.
33 Inspirational Lilo and Stitch Quotes that Will Make You Laugh and Tear Up
Funny Lilo and Stitch Quotes
#1. “I’m sorry I bit you, and pulled your hair, and punched you in the face.” — Lilo
#2. “Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I’ve compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one… is dancing!” — Lilo
#3. “I’m adjusted. I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street, and take long naps, and get disciplined?” — Lilo
#4. “Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.” — Lilo
#5. “Let me illuminate you on the precarious situation you’ve found yourself in. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.” — Mr. Cobra Bubbles
#6. “You know you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?” — Lilo
#7. “This is you, and this is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.” — Lilo
#8. “He’s not an angel, Lilo. I don’t even think he’s a dog. We just have to take him back.” — Nani
#9. “Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.” — Mr. Cobra Bubbles
#10. “Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.” — Lilo
Lilo and Stitch Quotes About Family
#11. “I like you better as a sister than a mom.” — Lilo
#12. “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.” — Lilo
#13. “Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves.” — Lilo
#14. “I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn’t trade him for anything or anybody.” — Lilo
#15. “We’re a broken family, aren’t we?” — Lilo
#16. “It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.” — Lilo
#17. “It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.” — Lilo
#18. “You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, “Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?” I’m gonna say “Love and nurturing”.” — Nani
#19. “No! You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!” — Nani
#20. “Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever do anything that would hurt you. That’s a true friend.” — Nani
#21. “Starving yourself won’t bring him back, Lilo.” — Nani
#22. “I’ll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.” — Nani
#23. “This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.” — Stitch
Iconic Lilo and Stitch Quotes
#24. “Nobody gets left behind.” — Stitch
#25. “626 was designed to be a monster, but now, there is nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a higher purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?” — Jumba
#26. “Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!” — Stitch
#27. “I’ll put you back together again…I’ll make you taller, and not so fluffy!” — Jumba
#28. “I may not be a doctor, but I know there’s no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. Whatcha think?” — David
#29. “You were built to destroy; you can never belong. Now come quietly, and we will take you apart.” — Jumba
#30. “Experiment 6-2-6, you have given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good.” — Grand Councilman
#31. “Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.” — Nani
#32. “A falling star… I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!” — Lilo
#33. “I was late because I had to feed my pet fish a peanut butter sandwich.” — Lilo
Reading Lilo and Stitch quotes always reminds me of the important things in life. Namely, no matter how broken your family is — if you stick together, nothing can stand in your way. Although Lilo and Nani don’t have parents, they try their best to be there for each other whenever they can.
But, above all, Lilo and Stitch taught me that anything is possible with the power of love. After all, in spite of being designed to destroy cities, Stitch changed with the help of love, and he wound up being a beloved pet to Lilo.
So, love your family and always remember the meaning of Ohana. I hope that reading these Lilo and Stitch quotes fills your heart with joy and laughter.
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